As most of you probably know, I'm about 14 weeks pregnant with our second baby. And I have to admit, I am definitely not one of those women that gushes about how much I love being pregnant. Don't get me wrong, I love the end result (the beginning ain't half bad either ;)), but the process of being pregnant is not as fun as you might think. I had yet another appointment at the doctor today and as always you start by peeing in a cup. What is with these doctors and their obsessive need to collect urine samples? Anyhoo, as I'm sitting there with the water running, hoping I can pee on command, I look up and see the poster below. Now I love my doctor, but seriously, this chick looks like a genetic freak! Her arms are the size of toothpicks, her boobs haven't grown to look like oversized watermelon and her butt still looks to be normal sized. What planet was this "artist" living on? Best part is, I got to see this so-called medical diagram right after I got weighed by a nurse that might way less than my 3 year old. Oh the indignity of it all! Give me a pregnant Roseann Barr and call it a day will ya?
Much love to you Mr. Doctor Man!
(oh since I've shared my humiliation, I hope you can at least make me feel better by leaving a comment ;) - this is a contest after all and the most comments wins!)